And the little dogs laughed

This section is definately dedicated to the lighter side of life – doggie jokes and anecdotes from various sources

1. Buy a dog?

2. Is a Dog Better Than …?  two stories to ensure there is no impression of inequality!

You are invited to send in your own stories  which should be light hearted and amusing.  Canine jokes are also welcome in this section.  Submisions should be as a word doc – pictures are welcome and should ideally be sent as jpg.  You can send simple text via the comments section on the Home Page or e-mail your story with pictures to rl_rla@btinternet.com

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it …

Then buy a dog.Dog for Sale

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want …

Then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies …

Then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores …

Then buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually …

Then buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night only coming home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness …

Then buy a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was going to say….then marry a man!

Why an earth would I recommend something as silly as that…???