{"id":72,"date":"2010-04-23T20:23:53","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T20:23:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/?page_id=72"},"modified":"2012-02-02T14:03:36","modified_gmt":"2012-02-02T14:03:36","slug":"spike-and-the-dog-fing","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/?page_id=72","title":{"rendered":"Spike and the Dog Fing by Anezka Turek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>A Cautionary Tale<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>This story is based on true events though the dogs\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 breeds and names have been changed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I wait \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 nothing yet.<\/p>\n<p>Still nothing \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<\/p>\n<p>Hey? What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s this tiny thing eh? \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>A walking ball of fluff?<\/p>\n<p>I fink they call it a poodle! What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s this? Lucy? Lucy the poodle this has got to be a joke! I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m Spike. Spike the bulldog.<\/p>\n<p>Hey\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 what? Her pet human is giving her a treat! That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not fair my pet human never ever gives me treats \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Grrrr Grrrr\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t help myself I have to jump the fence\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 great. I have landed on my paws well, \u00c2\u00a0right in front of Lucy. You get treats. \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re on my territory\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6. What the stupid man shoo me away? I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll show him.<\/p>\n<p>I leaped at Lucy pulling her to the ground, wow I knew Lucy was weak but not this weak I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t believe my luck! Before I knew it I was on top of Lucy hurting her with my sharp teeth. Her human was too late to help her \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Would you want this to happen with your dog? If you have an aggressive dog make sure your fence is safe so it can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get out.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Written by Anezka Turek age: 11<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_73\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/?attachment_id=73\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-73\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-73\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-73\" title=\"Bulldog\" src=\"http:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Bulldog-300x225.gif\" alt=\"Bulldog\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Bulldog-300x225.gif 300w, https:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Bulldog.gif 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-73\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Spike<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Cautionary Tale This story is based on true events though the dogs\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 breeds and names have been changed. I wait \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 nothing yet. Still nothing \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6. Hey? What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s this tiny thing eh? \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 A walking ball of fluff? I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/?page_id=72\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":123,"menu_order":7,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-72","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/72\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.garniesdogblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}